Who is this muppet?

In his day job, he works as an inventor for hire. In his spare time, he writes and practices karate. Before all of that he was a theoretical physicist, a bit like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, only much less smart and slightly better with people. Contact him if you need something like a new way of attaching false eyelashes (seriously, he has a patent and everything). Or just pick up his first novel, The Long Game, available from Amazon.